Two thoughts occurred to me when I noticed
that Disney was releasing Pooh’s
Heffalump Halloween Movie directly to
DVD and video, an event that took place
locally about three weeks ago.
First of all, the Halloween season seems to
be starting earlier every year. And
secondly, English author A.A. Milne, who
died in 1956, could hardly have foreseen
that his creation Winnie-the-Pooh would be
the centerpiece of a multi-million dollar
merchandising franchise so staggeringly
successful that nearly 80 years after the
first book of Pooh stories was published, it
would still be grinding out holiday
adaptations.
At least in his fiction, Milne was a sunny
type; Halloween isn’t the sort of holiday
one would associate with his name.
The closest to the macabre he ever got,
probably, was his pre-Pooh detective story
The Red House Mystery.
But even in a tale of murder, the prevailing
tone is one of cheerful gentility and mild,
self-deprecating humor. As the amateurs
sleuths investigating a shooting at the
country estate of the title sheepishly admit
to each other from time to time, the whole
affair makes rather an exciting diversion
from the golf and croquet with which they’d
otherwise be whiling away their summer days.
This 1922 novel, Milne’s only foray into the
mystery genre, was a big success in its day,
and it remains a charming quick read.
The central puzzle isn’t that hard to figure
out—I’m very dense at mysteries, and I
cracked it early on—but that may be due to
the number of times it’s been imitated in
the intervening years.
In any case, the conclusion matters less
than the ride, into which Milne incorporates
such classics gimmicks as the locked room,
the secret passage, the wastrel brother and
even the spectral visitation with impressive
effortlessness.
The book is dated, to be sure—a quaint
artifact of a time when an aristocratic
character, referring to a maid, could
casually remark “girls of that class make
things up” without raising eyebrows. Much of
the dialogue between our young hero Antony
Gillingham and his friend Bill Beverly,
visitors at Red House who have taken it upon
themselves to look into the killing—the
police, of course, are dullards who will
never get to the bottom of it—now reads like
pure (and entertaining) camp. “By Jove” and
“Oh, rather!” are tossed around without
apparent irony, and Tony and Bill
self-consciously call each “Holmes” and
“Watson.” In its day, however, this
blueblood chatter probably seemed very
sophisticated indeed.
Still, even though The Red House Mystery
is unmistakably upper-crust in its
sensibility, Milne does acknowledge the
swanky idleness of the milieu with an edge
of droll frankness in the very first
paragraph: “…From distant lawns came the
whir of a mowing machine, that most restful
of all country sounds; making ease the
sweeter in that it is taken while others are
working.”
The Red House Mystery
is inexpensively available in a nice
paperback edition from Dover.
For those living on an even less
aristocratic budget, it can also be found
online, as a free e-text from Project
Gutenberg. |