Bob Denver,
long beloved as Gilligan, finally escaped
this particular cosmic island earlier this
month.
Or, to use
an image preferable to the regrettably
smaller number who treasure Denver for his
greatest creation, Dobie Gillis'
beatnik pal Maynard G. Krebs, he's
gone to watch them eternally tear down that
Old Endicott Building In The Sky.
Postmodernists may wish to celebrate Denver's
status as an American icon with a reading of
Tom Carson's
2003 Gilligan's
Wake (Picador), a crazy-quilt send-up of
Joyce, Kerouac and Salinger which views the
20th Century, with various levels
of jaundice, through the eyes of the Seven
Stranded Castaways of TV's
Gilligan's
Island.
Each of the
novel's
seven chapters is a monologue by one of the
characters: The Skipper recounts his
experiences in command of a PT Boat in WII
South Pacific, where he hangs out with
McHale, Jack Kennedy and Richard Nixon.
Millionaire
Thurston Howell gets Alger Hiss his job with
the Department of Agriculture. Howell's
wife
ALovey@
recalls her decadedent early days, sharing
morphine addiction with a post-Gatsby Daisy
Buchanan. Ginger leaves Alabama to make it
big in Hollywood, falls in with the Rat
Pack, and, after meeting Sammy Davis, Jr.,
reneges on her promise to her mother never
to have an interracial romance.
The
Professor, a veteran of Los Alamos, goes on
to be a crony of Roy Cohn and to play a part
in just about every piece of covert American
nastiness of the postwar period. Meanwhile,
wholesome Kansan Mary Anne lands in Paris
and winds up in an affair with Jean-Luc
Godard, yet somehow finds herself, despite
repeated attempts to the contrary,
mysteriously and miraculously a perpetual
virgin.
As for
Gilligan himself, his opening monologue
places him first in Maynard's
identity, as a San Francisco Beat-scene
poet, protesting the Bay of Pigs with
Ferlinghetti, before waking up to find
himself sharing a mental ward with Holden
Caulfield, Ira Hayes and Edsel Ford. He's
electroshocked into Gilligan-esque
infantilism, and there are passages in the
subsequent chapters indicating that the
exploits of the other castaways are the
products of this hapless 20th-Century
Everyman's
fried brain.
It's
all a stunt, of course, and too clever by
half. But there are long streches of
remarkable, even powerful writing in every
chapter, each of which has its own idiomatic
style. And Mason, in common with millions of
Boomer-era kids, understands something that
snooty TV critics could never quite grasp:
that for all the undisputed broadness of the
acting and plain imbecility of the writing,
there's
still something mythic and archetypical
about Gilligan's
Island that can't
be dismissed from the imagination.
For those
who want a less snarky Bob Denver-related
read, Gilligan, Maynard & Me (Carol
Publishing Company), the actor's
own 1993 memoir, makes an easy three-hour
tour of his life. |